When I first heard about Doritos’ Burn flavor chips, I thought it was a promotional stunt or something to sell more Pepsi, which was the focus of the radio commercial I heard. But being a snack food junkie and a lover of all things spicy, I kept looking for this stuff in stores. Finally, I found it, at a Walgreens here in Madison, Wisconsin no less. And let me tell you, the First and Second Degree Burn flavors are positively awesome, and spicier than any snack food I’ve ever tasted. Frito-Lay tells me Third Degree Burn was only available for a short time, and sadly I didn’t get to try it. But here are the ones I did try….
First Degree Burn (Blazing Jalapeno)–These chips are hot and also have a strong jalapeno flavor. And the heat, which I’d rate as an 8 out of 10, is subtle and somewhat pleasant, like a spicy food drug.
Second Degree Burn (Flaming Buffalo)--This chip has a tangier flavor, just like, well, Buffalo wing sauce. And like first degree, the heat sneaks up on you, but this one is more like an unexpected kick to the groin, a 9 out of 10 on the heat index. What’s more, they get hotter and hotter the more you eat. But if you like spicy food, that’s one of the best parts.
Late Night Cheeseburger–Not spicy at all, but part of the new Late Night lines from Doritos. These taste like a McDonald’s cheeseburger, but you taste onions first and foremost, and, like with all Doritos, the ones coated in cheese powder are the best tasting ones. That’s especially true here, because otherwise the onion overwhelms the cheese.
The weekend is almost here, and the first 
