And so begins another in a long line of men’s holidays. Prepare yourself for Sambuca at midday, suggestive inflatables in swimming pools and more leering at bikini-clad women than you’d find in a theatrical re-release of “Porky’s.”
Because what’s the point of a lads holiday if you don’t have enough fun to last for the rest of the year? Five days in Magaluf or Majorca, or wherever you’ve decided to book a flight, should be about unbridled, good old fashioned carnage!