Someone asked us if we’d like to talk with “Twlight” clairvoyant bloodsucker Ashley Greene about the lucky person (who, as it turned out, was a woman) who was granted permission to take two 12-hour days painting skinsuits on her naked body. First, we took a look at the pictures.

Then we said, “Okay.” Or maybe we said “Okay” first, we’re not exactly sure, since both happened within nanoseconds of each other. It’s hard to get too in-depth with someone in five minutes, especially given the structure of the call, but hey: five minutes with Ashley Greene is five minutes with Ashley Greene. Most red-blooded men would hand over their mortal souls for such an honor.

To see Bullz-Eye’s video chat with Ashley Greene, along with some more lovely photos, click here.