My mate John was getting married. A happy day for him and an obnoxious chore for me, his best man! If any of you have been in my shoes before, you know that the struggle is real. Not because you are too lazy to do something cool for your best friend, but because you want to arrange the best party ever.
Here’s what was bugging me the most: John is a really late guy. Among all of our friends and acquaintances, he was the last one to get hooked.
While a late marriage is not at all a bad thing for a man, it’s insanely difficult to come up with a vivid Bachelor Party plan for a man who has already seen it all, from hookers in Milan to poker tables in Vegas.
After countless weeks of searches and preparations, as well as a carefully deleted browser history, I came across the Wellcum Club.
The ultimate five night adventure
Wellcum is basically 7,000 square meter resort of manly delight. First of all, the view there is simply out of this world. Warm Italian sun, clear sky and the heat of local ladies border with grotesque mountains as well as a vast availability of all the sins known to men.
To make a long story short, we were greeted with the following services upon arrival:
• Relaxing saunas with gorgeous ladies
• A swelling Jacuzzi to sweeten our nerves
• A private pool party just for us
• Rivers of booze and exquisite cuisine
Do note that this was the program for Day One, not the entire trip. The Wellcum Club shares some space with a hotel so we never suffered from any transportation inconveniences. All in all, we’ve just had an endless week-long party and it was legendary.
Day 1
We booked the abovementioned program for the first day and were treated like royalty upon arrival. I can’t really say anything else apart from the fact that we loved the whole thing. The saunas were so good that booked them for every single day of our stay afterwards.
Do note that we only enjoyed booze and girls in the steamers for the first time. There was a reason for it. Steam and sweat remove intoxication and hence the steam rooms are the perfect cure for a hangover. That’s why we used them every morning.
Day 2
I’d have to say that day two was the toughest, as our bodies were not ready for the amount of pleasure the whole crew received, so kicked the day off with a 50 degree celsius infrared “hangover” sauna. We washed the sweat in the showerm, and as soon as everyone was ready, we hit the pool again. This time, we caught a group of sexy ladies in bikinis in the middle of their volleyball game. That was sweet.
Later on, we had some fun in the bar, went for the Lomi Nomi massage session and partied all night in the disco club. Several stripteases and private dances later, we had more drinks and called it a day.
Day 3
Our favorite program was on Wednesday, so we have decided to stick to it for the rest of the trip:
• “Anti-Hangover” sauna
• Pool
• Hot stone massage with volcanic stones
• Pool party drinks
• Private cinema with ladies in show room
• Club party
Imagine all of that for five days in a row! Needless to say, we had an unforgettable Bachelor Party!
