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		<title>2011 Year End Movie Review: Jason Zingale</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jason Zingale</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looking back at this year’s slate of films, it would be easy to label it a disappointment. But while 2011 may not have been very memorable, it wasn’t exactly forgettable either. In fact, the biggest problem I came across while compiling my year-end list was that while there were a lot of movies I really [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looking back at this year’s slate of films, it would be easy to label it a disappointment. But while 2011 may not have been very memorable, it wasn’t exactly forgettable either. In fact, the biggest problem I came across while compiling my year-end list was that while there were a lot of movies I really enjoyed, there weren’t very many that I loved. That might not be the most encouraging statement to make before announcing one’s Top 10, but it’s the honest truth, and it doesn’t make the movies listed below any less deserving of my praise, even if there are some films missing that you believe should have made the final cut. But that’s why critics love writing year-end reviews; each one is unique to their specific taste, and mine is nothing if not unique. Well, except for maybe my worst-of list, which is filled with movies that I think we can all agree sucked big time.</p>
<div class="subhead_block_black01">Best Movies of 2011</div>
<p>1. &#8220;<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/drive.htm">DRIVE</a>&#8221;</p>
<p>Though I wasn’t that impressed by Nicolas Winding Refn’s previous films, they have an undeniable visual flair and originality that you don’t see very often. “Drive” took those qualities and applied them to a conventional Hollywood thriller, resulting in a movie that feels much more mainstream without abandoning Refn’s art house sensibilities. The film is as beautifully poetic as it is strikingly violent, while Ryan Gosling (who’s had a banner year between this, “The Ides of March” and “Crazy Stupid Love”) has never been better as the soft-spoken yet brutally intense protagonist. But for as much attention as the film’s graphic violence has received, it’s the opening sequence – an edge-of-your-seat car chase packed with tension so thick you could cut it with a knife – that is without a doubt the biggest highlight. And when a movie can start so brightly and continue to build on it like “Drive” does (thanks in part to fine supporting turns from Carey Mulligan, Bryan Cranston and Albert Brooks), it’s no wonder why so many people love this film.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/drive.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/drive.jpg" alt="" title="drive" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7684" /></a></p>
<p>2. &#8220;<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/attack_the_block.htm">ATTACK THE BLOCK</a>&#8221;</p>
<p>It’s not every day that you get to see a film before the rest of the world, so I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that being among the lucky few in attendance at the SXSW premiere of Joe Cornish’s “Attack the Block” played a part in my overall enjoyment of the movie. A genre hybrid film with influences ranging from “The Warriors” to “Critters,” Cornish’s directorial debut is a lean, mean sci-fi action thriller that, although it boasts a mostly unknown cast and was made for a fraction of the cost of the average Hollywood movie, is the most fun I’ve had at a theater all year. The young actors are great, the creature effects are even better, and the film is fueled by a relentless, infectious energy that keeps the action moving at a rapid clip. There might have been several alien invasion movies in theaters this year, but “Attack the Block” was the best of the bunch – a fun slice of nostalgic geek cinema that blended action, comedy, horror and sci-fi to create an instant cult classic.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/attack_the_block.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/attack_the_block.jpg" alt="" title="attack_the_block" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7685" /></a></p>
<p>3. &#8220;<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/young_adult.htm">YOUNG ADULT</a>&#8221;</p>
<p>It’s no secret that Diablo Cody has her share of critics, but “Young Adult” proves that she’s more than just a vending machine for the kind of quirky one-liners that initially earned her notice back in 2008 with “Juno.” Thematically darker and more mature than her first feature, the film also feels more personal in its examination of what it means to grow up, providing the perfect platform for Cody’s voice to shine. Blisteringly funny and surprisingly poignant at times, “Young Adult” is so daringly original that its somewhat contentious ending has even divided audiences. But while Cody deserves a lot of credit for taking these risks, it’s Charlize Theron’s performance that brings out the comedy and emotion of the situation, delivering some of her best work as the beautiful but bitchy Mavis. It&#8217;s not very easy to make a character like that sympathetic, but Theron pulls it off so effortlessly that it would be criminal to see her name absent from any award ballot.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/young_adult.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/young_adult.jpg" alt="" title="young_adult" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7686" /></a></p>
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<p>4. “<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1242460/" target="_blank">WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN</a>”</p>
<p>Every once in a while, a movie comes along that knocks you completely on your ass, and Lynne Ramsey’s psychological thriller “We Need to Talk About Kevin” is such a film. A thoroughly engaging and disturbing look at the strained relationship between a mother and her sociopathic child, Ramsey has crafted a modern day “Rosemary’s Baby” of sorts that lingers in the back of your mind long after it’s over. Tilda Swinton delivers a powerhouse performance as a mother trying to adapt to life after her son commits a Columbine-esque massacre at his school, although a majority of the story takes place before the tragic event, with Ramsey exploring the idea of nature vs. nurture and how much Swinton’s parenting tactics are to blame for the subsequent actions of her malevolent son. Though the constant use of red imagery throughout the movie feels a bit forced at times, “We Need to Talk About Kevin” is so brilliant from top to bottom (especially the acting, the score and the masterful editing) that it&#8217;s simply mesmerizing.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/we_need_to_talk_about_kevin.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/we_need_to_talk_about_kevin.jpg" alt="" title="we_need_to_talk_about_kevin" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7702" /></a></p>
<p>5. “<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/the_descendants">THE DESCENDANTS</a>”</p>
<p>Alexander Payne and George Clooney make such a great pairing that it’s amazing the two of them haven’t worked together before. The actor is perfectly cast here as frumpy, Hawaiian-based lawyer Matt King, who suddenly finds himself taking care of his two daughters on his own after his wife is seriously injured in a boating accident. Like all of Payne’s male protagonists, Matt is likeable but flawed, and Clooney handles the Everyman role with poise, making you feel his emotion and pain every step of the way – from dealing with the news of his wife’s coma, to finding out about her affair, and finally coming to terms with her death. Though I know next to nothing about the 2008 novel by Kaui Hart Hemmings on which the film is based, it’s not surprising that Payne scooped up the rights as quickly as he did, because his adaptation is a funny and tender look at the responsibilities of family that’s bursting with excellent performances – not just by the always reliable Clooney, but also newcomers Shailene Woodley and Nick Krause. </p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the_descendants.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the_descendants.jpg" alt="" title="the_descendants" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7687" /></a></p>
<p>6. “<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/harry_potter_7-2.htm">HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART TWO</a>”</p>
<p>It’s not going to even come close to receiving the amount of Oscar love that “The Return of the King” earned back in 2004, but that shouldn’t take anything away from David Yates’ “Deathly Hallows: Part Two,” which delivered an unbelievably satisfying bookend to the Harry Potter series after moviegoers became so invested in the adventures of the titular boy wizard. Following Daniel Radcliffe’s journey from cute kid to serious thespian has been almost as enjoyable, and in the final installment, the actor gets to show just how much he’s grown over the years, displaying a maturity that was only hinted at in the previous two films. And if Radcliffe is the anchor of the movie, then Alan Rickman’s emotionally complex performance as Severus Snape is the scene-stealing cherry on top of the Harry Potter cake. They’re but only two examples of what makes “Deathly Hallows: Part Two” so incredibly entertaining, but between its fantastic cast, stunning visuals and great storytelling, it’s every bit the finale that J.K. Rowling’s books deserved.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/harry_potter_7-2.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/harry_potter_7-2.jpg" alt="" title="harry_potter_7-2" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7688" /></a></p>
<p>7. “<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/the_girl_with_the_dragon_tattoo.htm">THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO</a>”</p>
<p>Were it not for the fact that I had already experienced “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” on two different occasions (having previously read Stieg Larsson’s bestselling novel and watched the original Swedish film), there’s a good chance that David Fincher’s U.S. adaptation would have had more of a lasting effect on me. With that said, however, Fincher’s version of the popular crime thriller is hands-down the best of the trio, smartly trimming the fat from Larsson’s overly detailed novel and making excellent use of his wintry locale to create a natural sense of dread and atmosphere. Though Daniel Craig isn’t quite as miscast as disgraced journalist Mikael Blomkvist as I originally feared, he doesn’t really do anything to stand out either. But it’s probably better that way, because despite Noomi Rapace’s fantastic performance in the Swedish version, Rooney Mara outshines her in nearly every way as waifish hacker Lisbeth Salander, committing to the role so completely that you forget she’s even acting at times. It’s far from Fincher’s finest film, but without him at the helm, it certainly wouldn&#8217;t have been as good as it is.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the_girl_with_the_dragon_tattoo.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the_girl_with_the_dragon_tattoo.jpg" alt="" title="the_girl_with_the_dragon_tattoo" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7689" /></a></p>
<p>8. “<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204340/" target="_blank">TYRANNOSAUR</a>”</p>
<p>Though it doesn’t quite have the same shock factor as “We Need to Talk About Kevin,” Paddy Considine’s directorial debut is just as emotionally punishing – a brutal and bleak story about the unlikely friendship between an alcoholic widower and a religious charity worker abused by her seemingly nice husband. Eddie Marsan is a wrecking ball of cruelty as the twisted spouse who does a number of unthinkable things to his wife over the course of the film (like punching, raping and pissing on her), and yet we don’t even witness the worst of his transgressions. But while Marsan plays the domesticated monster well, it’s the film’s two leads that make “Tyrannosaur” so captivating. Peter Mullan makes an otherwise unredeemable character into someone the audience actually sympathizes for, while Olivia Colman (best known for her comedy work in films like “Hot Fuzz”) takes you completely by surprise with a stunning performance that will likely go down as one of the year’s best. “Tyrannosaur” isn’t just a coming out party for Colman as a dramatic actress, however, but also for Considine as a director to watch.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tyrannosaur.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tyrannosaur.jpg" alt="" title="tyrannosaur" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7690" /></a></p>
<p>9. “<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/win_win.htm">WIN WIN</a>”</p>
<p>Movies that open in the first half of the year tend to get the shaft when it comes to being remembered for awards season and other year-end festivities, but Tom McCarthy’s funny and heartwarming dramedy “Win Win” deserves better than that. The ensemble cast is amazing – from Paul Giamatti’s unlucky schlub, to Bobby Cannavale&#8217;s goofy best friend, to surprising newcomer Alex Schaffer – and the script never once feels false or panders to the audience. It earns every emotional beat along the way, making it the kind of feel-good crowd-pleaser that you don’t feel guilty about enjoying. Though there are certainly elements of the underdog sports genre on display here, “Win Win” is a film about family first and wrestling second, a theme that McCarthy has explored before in previous movies like “The Station Agent” and “The Visitor.” He would probably never be mentioned in a discussion about the best American filmmakers working today, but with “Win Win,” McCarthy has made a pretty convincing argument as to why he should be.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/win_win.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/win_win.jpg" alt="" title="win_win" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7691" /></a></p>
<p>10. “<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/super_8.htm">SUPER 8</a>”</p>
<p>In a year where Steven Spielberg released two new movies, it’s a little ironic that it was J.J. Abrams who ended up making the best Spielberg film. A throwback to the director’s Amblin years, “Super 8” is a cocktail of nostalgia that works beautifully alongside the more modern-day technology that Abrams has implemented in the film’s amazing set pieces. But for as much trouble as he went through to keep his big, bad alien a secret, it’s probably the least memorable part of the whole film. In fact, if it weren’t for such an irritating final act (where the movie seemed far more interested in showcasing its “Cloverfield”-esque alien than the kids), “Super 8” would have ended up a lot higher on my list. The action is cool, but the real highlight of the film is the young cast, which not only managed to carry a summer blockbuster almost entirely on its own, but featured some great performances from Elle Fanning and newcomers Joel Courtney and Riley Griffiths. I’d much rather watch them making a film than running from an alien any day.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/super_8.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/super_8.jpg" alt="" title="super_8" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7692" /></a></p>
<div class="subhead_block_black01">Honorable Mentions (in alphabetical order)</div>
<p>“<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/13_assassins.htm">13 ASSASSINS</a>”<br />
“<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/the_artist.htm">THE ARTIST</a>”<br />
“<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/carnage.htm">CARNAGE</a>”<br />
“<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/hugo.htm">HUGO</a>”<br />
“<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/the_ides_of_march.htm">THE IDES OF MARCH</a>”<br />
“<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/martha_marcy_may_marlene.htm">MARTHA MARCY MAY MARLENE</a>”<br />
“<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/midnight_in_paris.htm">MIDNIGHT IN PARIS</a>”<br />
“<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/moneyball.htm">MONEYBALL</a>”<br />
“<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/the_muppets.htm">THE MUPPETS</a>”<br />
“<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/tinker_tailor_soldier_spy.htm">TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY</a>”</p>
<div class="subhead_block_black01">Worst Movies of 2011</div>
<p>1. “<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/zookeeper.htm">ZOOKEEPER</a>”</p>
<p>If you thought that “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” was terrible, then you obviously haven’t seen “Zookeeper,” the latest Kevin James disaster to come out of the Happy Madison Factory of Sadistically Unfunny Comedies. It’s never a good sign when you see multiple names credited to a script, and this movie has five, including James himself. But for as much of a fool as James makes of himself, &#8220;Zookeeper&#8221; lands the top spot for what is perhaps the single worst sequence ever committed to film: a guy’s night out of sorts between James’ titular character and a real-life gorilla named Bernie that consists of the duo singing along to Flo Rida’s “Low” and dining at T.G.I. Friday’s, all under the pretense that Bernie is just a guy in a costume. Some may be willing to forgive “Zookeeper” as a silly kid’s movie, but no parent in their right mind should let their child watch this crap.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/zookeeper.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/zookeeper.jpg" alt="" title="zookeeper" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7694" /></a></p>
<p>2. “<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/" target="_blank">THE SMURFS</a>”</p>
<p>Raja Gosnell is responsible for some of the worst films of the decade, so it shouldn’t surprise anyone that his latest movie is yet another cinematic abomination. Although it’s difficult to hate Neil Patrick Harris or Jayma Mays for starring in the film because they’re so darn likeable, they’re not doing their careers any favors either, no matter how much money it made at the box office. Hank Azaria, meanwhile, should consider hiring the services of Lacuna, Inc. to wipe this movie from his memory, because the veteran actor is beyond embarrassing as Gargamel, who seems to be stupid for stupid’s sake. The Smurfs themselves aren’t as annoying as they could have been, but the movie’s biggest problem is that it parades itself around as an homage to the original comics and cartoon when it has about as much respect for its source material as a prostitute.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the_smurfs.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the_smurfs.jpg" alt="" title="the_smurfs" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7695" /></a></p>
<p>3. “<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/drive_angry.htm">DRIVE ANGRY</a>”</p>
<p>When you’re dealing with a movie called “Drive Angry,&#8221; it’s pretty much a given that it will either really suck or relish in its awfulness to the point of being so bad it’s good, and unfortunately, Patrick Lussier’s ode to grindhouse cinema falls into the latter category. Unlike the wildly enjoyable Clive Owen action film, “Shoot ‘Em Up,” which managed to strike the right balance between silly and serious, “Drive Angry” is just plain silly, with Nicolas Cage acting surprisingly subdued in a role that would normally yield one of his trademark loopy performances. Even worse are co-stars Amber Heard and Billy Burke, who redefine bad acting, and the horrible use (or some might say misuse) of the 3D, despite the fact that it&#8217;s one of the few films in 2011 to actually be filmed in the format. In fact, if “Drive Angry” is good for anything, it’s as a lesson in how to make a bad movie.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/drive_angry.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/drive_angry.jpg" alt="" title="drive_angry" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7696" /></a></p>
<p>4. “<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/conan_the_barbarian.htm">CONAN THE BARBARIAN</a>”</p>
<p>Attempting to reboot the Conan the Barbarian movie franchise was always going to be a pretty hopeless endeavor. There’s just no demand for a character like that anymore, and Marcus Nispel’s dumb and loud origin story certainly won&#8217;t help the chances of any future installments. It’s a muddled mess of a film that&#8217;s bogged down by terrible acting, cheesy dialogue and a mostly incoherent plot, and although that’s somewhat to be expected from a movie like “Conan the Barbarian,” Nispel fails to even make the action sequences very exciting. Instead, they’re bland, paint-by-numbers affairs that are edited together so quickly that you can hardly tell what’s going on. Jason Momoa isn’t entirely ineffective as the title character, but when he plays the role so starkly serious while his co-stars ham it up as the villains, it makes you question what kind of movie Nispel was trying to make: gritty action film or trashy B-movie? As it turns out, it’s not much of either.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/conan_the_barbarian.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/conan_the_barbarian.jpg" alt="" title="conan_the_barbarian" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7697" /></a></p>
<p>5. “<a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/mguide/reviews_2011/hop.htm">HOP</a>”</p>
<p>Though I probably sound like a disgruntled old man picking on all these kid’s movies like they’ve stomped across my lawn, “Hop” is everything that’s wrong with children’s entertainment today. There’s not a single original idea in this holiday cash grab, which steals most of its ideas from “The Santa Clause” and completely wastes its talented cast in the process. James Marsden has never looked more lost than he does here, while Russell Brand must be counting his blessings that he&#8217;s hiding behind a cartoon bunny. But apart from the uninspired story, massive gaps in logic and stupid Easter puns, “Hop” just doesn’t feel like it was made by the same team behind the refreshingly whimsical “Despicable Me.” That movie was clever and had some real emotional weight to it. “Hop,” on the other hand, is as dense as a week-old marshmallow Peep.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hop.jpg"><img src="http://blog.bullz-eye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hop.jpg" alt="" title="hop" width="477" height="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7698" /></a></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can you smell that? No, not the pumpkin pie-scented potpourri that your grandmother bought you last Christmas – it’s the smell of awards season starting to heat up. Though November is typically a pretty eclectic month for movies, you can always expect a fair share of family films and Oscar hopefuls competing for the attention [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can you smell that? No, not the pumpkin pie-scented potpourri that your grandmother bought you last Christmas – it’s the smell of awards season starting to heat up. Though November is typically a pretty eclectic month for movies, you can always expect a fair share of family films and Oscar hopefuls competing for the attention of your box office dollars, and this year is no exception. You also might notice that a few major releases – like the Adam Sandler-in-drag comedy “Jack and Jill” and the latest installment in the “Twilight” saga – have been left out of this preview. That’s no mistake. I wanted to save myself the trouble of writing about them and you the embarrassment of reading about them. After all, there are more than enough good options this month that no one should have to damage any more brain cells by seeing one of those movies.</p>
<div class="subhead_block_black01">&#8220;A VERY HAROLD &#038; KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS&#8221;</div>
<p><strong>Who</strong>: John Cho, Kal Penn, Paula Garces, Thomas Lennon and Neil Patrick Harris<br />
<strong>What</strong>: After Harold and Kumar accidentally set fire to Harold&#8217;s father-in-law&#8217;s prize Christmas tree, the duo embark on yet another weed-fueled adventure to replace it.<br />
<strong>When</strong>: November 4th<br />
<strong>Why</strong>: Though I refuse to believe that the 3D revolution is going to stick around for much longer, this is one of those times where I actually don’t completely hate the idea. That’s probably because director Todd Strauss-Schulson is really embracing the gimmicky nature of the technology, but who doesn’t love making fun of 3D? Though Harold and Kumar’s last adventure was a bit ridiculous for its own good, writers Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg appear to have reined things in for the third (and likely final) installment in the stoner bud series. Toss in some Claymation and the return of Neil Patrick Harris and there’s no reason why this shouldn’t be a fun theater experience.</p>
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<div class="subhead_block_black01">&#8220;TOWER HEIST&#8221;</div>
<p><strong>Who</strong>: Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Matthew Broderick, Casey Affleck and Téa Leoni<br />
<strong>What</strong>: A group of employees at a luxury condominium enlist the aid of a career criminal to help them steal $20 million from the investor that emptied out their pension plans.<br />
<strong>When</strong>: November 4th<br />
<strong>Why</strong>: When I first heard that Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy were teaming up with director Brett Ratner for what can be best described as a blue-collar “Ocean’s 11,” I responded accordingly, with a witty comment and a cynical roll of the eyes. But something strange happened between then and now – I saw the trailer for the film, and amazingly, it doesn’t look half-bad. Perhaps it’s just because my expectations are so low for those involved in the movie, but this actually looks like it could be pretty enjoyable, and even somewhat of a return to form for Murphy, who hasn’t been funny in a really long time.</p>
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<div class="subhead_block_black01">&#8220;J. EDGAR&#8221;</div>
<p><strong>Who</strong>: Leonardo DiCaprio, Armie Hammer, Naomi Watts and Judi Dench<br />
<strong>What</strong>: A biopic about the founder of the FBI, J. Edgar Hoover, whose 50-year reign as the face of law enforcement was threatened by the many secrets in his personal life.<br />
<strong>When</strong>: November 9th<br />
<strong>Why</strong>: Everything about this film has “future Oscar nominee” written all over it, including star Leonardo DiCaprio, director Clint Eastwood and co-star Armie Hammer, who’s landed the plum role of Hoover’s lifelong friend and rumored lover Clyde Tolson. It’ll be interesting to see how a mild conservative like Eastwood handles the mysterious relationship between the two men, especially with gay screenwriter Dustin Lance Black behind the script, because dodging the issue completely won’t sit well with the usually liberal-minded Academy. The person that stands the most to gain from all of this, of course, is Hammer, who is pretty much a lock for a Best Supporting Actor nomination after just barely missing out last year for his incredible work in “The Social Network.”</p>
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<div class="subhead_block_black01">&#8220;IMMORTALS&#8221;</div>
<p><strong>Who</strong>: Henry Cavill, Frieda Pinto, Luke Evans, Kellan Lutz and Mickey Rourke<br />
<strong>What</strong>: Zeus calls on the mortal Theseus to lead the fight against King Hyperion, who is on a rampage across Greece to obtain a weapon that can destroy humanity.<br />
<strong>When</strong>: November 11th<br />
<strong>Why</strong>: If there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that the movie is going to look <em>incredible</em>. Tarsem Singh may not be the most prolific filmmaker in Hollywood (he&#8217;s only made three movies in 11 years), but he already has a reputation for creating some lusciously gorgeous cinematography. Though some have been quick to criticize the film as a “Clash of the Titans” clone that unabashedly mimics Zack Snyder’s slo-mo camera technique from “300,” I think we can all agree that both movies could have been better. There’s no telling if Singh succeeded in making a superior film, but at the very least, audiences will get their first look at new Superman Henry Cavill in action hero mode.</p>
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<div class="subhead_block_black01">&#8220;THE DESCENDANTS&#8221;</div>
<p><strong>Who</strong>: George Clooney, Judy Greer, Matthew Lillard, Robert Forster and Beau Bridges<br />
<strong>What</strong>: A father tries to reconnect with this two estranged daughters after his cheating wife falls into a coma following a boating accident.<br />
<strong>When</strong>: November 18th<br />
<strong>Why</strong>: After premiering at the Toronto International Film Festival in September, the general consensus was that the movie was going to be a major contender in the Best Actor, Best Director and Best Picture categories at this year’s Oscars. Though it’s been a while since Alexander Payne’s last film (2004’s “Sideways”), early buzz suggests that the director is still at the top of his game. It certainly seems to follow in the footsteps of Payne’s previous work, which were all dependent on enlisting a top actor who can handle the dramatic material as well as the quirky comedy that his movies tend to exhibit. And is there anyone in Hollywood that does that better than George Clooney?</p>
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<div class="subhead_block_black01">&#8220;THE MUPPETS&#8221;</div>
<p><strong>Who</strong>: Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Chris Cooper, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy<br />
<strong>What</strong>: With the help of three fans, Kermit the Frog gets the gang back together to put on a show to save their old theater from a greedy oil tycoon.<br />
<strong>When</strong>: November 23rd<br />
<strong>Why</strong>: It’s been six years since the last Muppets movie, and even longer since one was actually released in theaters, but if the new film does well enough, it might just be the final push that Disney needs to finally commission a new Muppets TV series. The talent behind the movie is certainly encouraging, with self-proclaimed fan Jason Segel (who demonstrated the extent of his puppet love in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”) co-writing the script and starring alongside Amy Adams, “Flight of the Conchords” co-creator James Bobin making his feature film directorial debut, as well as oodles of guest cameos including Billy Crystal, Ricky Gervais, Zach Galifianakis, Emily Blunt, and many more. If that’s not enough to get you excited about the Great Muppet Revival, then nothing will.</p>
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<div class="subhead_block_black01">&#8220;HUGO&#8221;</div>
<p><strong>Who</strong>: Asa Butterfield, Chloe Grace Moretz, Sacha Baron Cohen and Ben Kingsley<br />
<strong>What</strong>: Set in 1930s Paris, an orphan who lives in the walls of a train station is wrapped up in a mystery involving his late father and an automaton.<br />
<strong>When</strong>: November 23rd<br />
<strong>Why</strong>: Though Martin Scorsese has compiled a great cast for his adaptation of Brian Selznick’s award-winning bestseller, “The Invention of Hugo Cabaret” (a title they should have kept intact), I can’t help but feel like the material is beneath him. While it’s always refreshing to see a director that&#8217;s willing to work outside his comfort zone, the 3D looks gimmicky and the sounds like something that Steven Spielberg would be more attracted to than Scorsese. If anyone can make this interesting, however, it’s him, although don’t be surprised if this turns out to be the director’s first misstep in years.</p>
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<div class="subhead_block_black01">&#8220;THE ARTIST&#8221;</div>
<p><strong>Who</strong>: Jean Dujardin, Bérénice Bejo, Penelope Ann Miller and John Goodman<br />
<strong>What</strong>: As silent movie star George Valentin wonders if the arrival of talking pictures will cause him to fade into oblivion, he falls in love with a young dancer set for a big break.<br />
<strong>When</strong>: November 23rd<br />
<strong>Why</strong>: It received rave reviews at Cannes – winning Best Actor and a nomination for the prestigious Palm d’Or along the way – and has continued to gain steam as one of the must-see movies of awards season. The fact that it’s a black and white silent film won&#8217;t do it any favors in appealing to a mainstream audience, but art house fans will likely show up in droves. Though it helps to have recognizable names like Penelope Ann Miller and John Goodman in the cast, the movie supposedly belongs to French actor Jean Dujardin with his star-making performance. I’m still not crazy about how much the trailer gives away, but if it gets people to go see the film, then it was a job well done.</p>
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