Nobody beats Old Spice when it comes to weirdness, or the most powerful anti-perspirants and body washes in the world.

You loved “Mom Song.” You loved that time we interviewed Terry Crews and Isaiah Mustafa about picking up hot babes. You begged for more after Dikembe Mutombo told us how he teamed up with Old Spice to defend us from a deadly Mayan prophecy. And look – we’re still alive.

For as cool as all that was, Old Spice is back with Bob Giovanni, the self proclaimed “King of Products.” The patron saint of the new Old Spice Hardest Working Collection wants you to #smellegendary. Give this video a sniff:

To confidently stand behind the Hardest Working Collection’s seemingly other-wordly performance credentials, Old Spice is going back to the brand’s performance roots and relaunching its 1-800-PROVE-IT money-back guarantee.

If you use the Hardest Working Collection and the products do not live up to your standards, call 1-800-PROVE-IT for information on how to receive a full refund.

Get yourself an eyeful of the Hardest Working Collection lineup:

Odor Blocker Anti-Perspirant/Deodorant – Odor Blocker is Old Spice’s most powerful invisible solid anti-perspirant/deodorant, delivering legendary performance through stronger and longer sweat protection than its other collections, and a 50 percent increase in odor fighting technology that only Old Spice can claim. Odor Blocker’s unique invisible solid anti-perspirant formula forms better plugs to protect against sweat. Available scents include new Lasting Legend, Pure Sport Plus, Stronger Swagger, Extra Fresh and Tougher Timber.

Sweat Defense Anti-Perspirant/Deodorant – Sweat Defense soft solid anti-perspirant/deodorant is Old Spice’s “gold standard,” delivering “stronger and longer sweat protection” for all-day dryness. The category standard for extra effective anti-perspirant/deodorants is a 30 percent sweat reduction. Old Spice Sweat Defense delivers a 66 percent sweat reduction. Sweat Defense also is now turbocharged with Old Spice’s proprietary BCD technology to trap and lock away bad odors as they occur while releasing a fresh, manly scent in its place. Available scents include new Lasting Legend, Pure Sport Plus, Stronger Swagger, Extra Fresh and Fresher Fiji.

Dirt Destroyer Body Wash – Dirt Destroyer is Old Spice’s most powerful body wash, offering 15 percent more cleansers, a 30 percent thicker formula and 20 percent more scent. Its thicker formula delivers a dirt-eliminating lather that stays on your body instead of running down the drain, resulting in a better overall shower experience. Available scents include new Lasting Legend, Pure Sport Plus and Stronger Swagger.

The latest product offerings from Old Spice are just like you: 100% male and 1,000% effective.

You could easily say that 60% of the time, they work every time. But that would be a lie, because they work 100% of the time, 100% of the time.

For more information, check out the Old Spice Facebook page and YouTube channel.